Hi! My name is Scooter the Mighty. My dad is called Loud…. Or Ben…. Not sure really, but I call him Mine. He hurt his back and went to the People Vet. I think it was because Dad doesn’t chase Squirrels like I do. It keeps the muscles stretched and fresh and Dad didn’t do it enough and then I guess he tried and it didn’t work and I did NOT say I told you so because I’m the goodest polite boy. ( Dad says so. ) So now I make Dad better. I takes Him to our park, and after I do a poo I show Dad the Squirrels and how to chase them for maximum health benefit. Dad is bad at it, but I still love Him. Anyway, He taught me that cats are friends, and that treats come from the MICROWAVE COUNTER, and that couches have blankets. ( I already knew that…) I’ll get Dad back in working shape. It’s good to be a Scooter Bob.